Codvalves Back

Well the Doctor is back online. After a major problem with the internet connection. It all started when i upgraded to adsl-lax from brutish telecoms. No net connection and impossible to search webpages etc. My how i was annoyed. Nordbutt was livid as he couldn't contact his great auntie stuffbutt in Florida. After many hours on the phone to tech support in India a nice man called Fred (?) decided to escalate it and i got an engineer out to Dodgy Manor. This Engineer was the nicest most helpfull fella an absolute opposite to Fred, Sam, Dave and Susan that i had dealt with in India. He tested the line it was fine, then he went to the exchange in the village, the one next to the fargott arms and changed me onto another card. Job Done. I had already been down graded to my original adsl speed but still the problems existed. But thanks to the engineer we are back!

All this trouble has seriously damaged my creative ability and i have found myself playing shuggle sticks all day with Nordbutt, Shrekton Newhall and Eyesore. Shrekton likes to cheat he uses willow sticks painted a little darker to make them look like the original licorice sticks. The willow is lighter and more straighter and when inserted into the Cockleworth holder you can get it to spin faster.

Anyways just a quick update as there have been some rumours going around that i have been lost in Dodgy woods for a couple of months.