22/05/06

A terrible month has passed. Chewy has dissapeared into the chocolava vortex machine, we have heard he has resurfaced somewhere within the grounds of Dodgy manor but as yet there is no sign of him. Although Eysore has found a shoe and a ripped packet of Rizlas near the wishes and splashes well.
The Dr has just finished the hopscotch tickleyerwiggle machine much to the amusement of Nordbutt who has spent most of last week testing it. The Email address should go live at some point this week if it stops raining as it is playing ruddy havoc with Nordbutts dicky wrist. (floppyhandyitis)