Security Issues

We had the security meeting today, what a farse, bloody Gleeson suggested we buy a dragon to guard the manor. Eysore suggested vampire bats and Norbutt is still harping on about a firewall.

Anyway i have been working in the lab and produced the "Cloutem and Drownem Cam" a little contraption i have put together. When the cam detects an intruder a large hickory shaft shoots out and prods the intruder on the pressure point behind the right ear rendering them stunned. Then a large jet of Alnewtricias gooosegog custurd squirts them in the face and dye's thier face green for 2 weeks. I thought this was a brilliant invention until we tested it on Chewy. Chewy crept through the east gate under cover of darkness slipped on a truffle dropped by Eysore, dropped his candle setting fire to his shirt tales. He streaked accross the bowling green like haleys comet straight into the path of the "Cloutem and Drownem Cam" The Hickory shot out clonked him on the forehead knocking him into Eysore who we had sent out looking for Chewy. Then the Goosegog custard drowned the pair of them dyeing them both lime green. Not a good first test. Alnewtricia was extremley unhappy that we had used all the goosegog custard Chewy and Eysore were not happy that they would both look like martians for 2 weeks.

So it was decided that we would get old ma spinny in the village to knock up some martian suits for Chewy and Eysore, and for the next two weeks they could work nights scaring off any intruders that might wander onto the grounds. This would give us more time to think about security around Dodgy manor