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Nordbutt has just caught a spy. Yes a spy at dodgy manor. the guy was disguised as a pidgeon and sat on the roof of number 4 stable. We thought it was strange to see a pidgeon with a pair of binoculars and a flask. So we sent Nordbutt out with a large net and caught the feathered fella and de-feathered him immediatly. It turns out that it was gavin the guy that works at the local paper. He said that he was bird watching but after Nordbutt put him in the Popoda chair and threw lettuces at him, he finally admitted that he was spying on us. He says he was trying to get to know where Eysore gets his truffles from so he could run a story in the local rag. We all believe he was really after a picture of the new gargle giggle gadgett. Fortunatley for us we caught him so the machine is safe. So we emptied his flask and sent him on his way.

There will be a meeting tommorow in the great hall about security at Dodgy manor. I will report the findings there after. we take security very seriously. Nordbutt suggested we get one of those firewall things that he has heard so much about. The gas bill at dodgy is too high allready and i dont fancy warming the whole valley by putting a firewall all around the estate.